Masakit ka sa bumbunan!

Nung una sabi mo crush mo ako
Tapos bigla ka umiwas
Naging friends tayo ulit
Kilig-kilig
Tapos, sabi mo may gusto kang iba
Awkward moments...
Walang pansinan
tapos... magpaparamdam ka nanaman?!

Ano ba talagang gusto mo sa akin? Nakaka-asar ka na ah!
Kapag ako hindi nakapagtimpi...

Hahalikan na talaga kita!

Simpleng Tao Lang

Simple lang naman talaga akong tao kahit madalas ako masabihang konyo dahil sa pananalita ko.

Remember: Madalas na sosyal ang tingin sayo ng mga tao kapag magaling ka magsalita ng Ingles. Kapag may slight American accent ka pa, ikaw na talaga.

Pero ganunpaman, hindi naman talaga ako sosyal. Madalas kapag nagagawi kami ng mga kaibigan o di kaya naman ay mga bagong kakilala sa 7-11, nawiwirduhan sila sa akin. Habang sila ay busy sa pagdampot ng mga mamahaling tsitsirya at inumin, ako sa istante ng mga babasahin pumupunta. Opo. Jologs kung jologs pero trip ko po talagang magbasa ng mga mumurahing JOKE BOOKS.

Isipin mo, sa halagang bente pesos, makakabasa ka ng mga istorya, anecdota, ideya, at mga pangyayaring huhubog sa kakayahan mong maging kritikal sa pagiisip. Hindi critical thinking ha? Sasayad ang utak mo.

Halimbawa:

Guro: Juan, pumunta ka dito sa harap at basahin mo ang ginawa mong essay. Dapat hindi bababa sa 1000 salita yan ha kundi may minus ang grade mo.
Juan: Opo ma'am. Sa katunayan, dinagdagan ko pa at ginawang 2000 salita ang ginawa kong essay.
Guro: (tuwang-tuwa si titser) Aba, magaling. Sige nga Juan. Basahin mo na.
Juan: Ang pamagat po ng aking tula ay Muning.

Muning

Ako ay may alaga. Muning ang pangalan niya. Kagabi ay bigla siyang nawala. Hinanap ko siya. Muning... Muning... Muning-ning... Muning... Muning... Muning... Muning... Muning... Muning...Muning...Muning...(2000x)

Hahaha. Lakas lang ng tawa ko diyan. Heto pa:

Knock2x

Whose there?

Nanay mo...

Nanay mo who?

Tarantado ka Pedro! Nanay mo to. Buksan mo tong pinto!

Bwahahaha. At ang pinakamabenta sa akin:

Tatlong Presidente ng Pilipinas, hinahabol ng killer. Napapadpad sa madilim na basement ang tatlong Presidente at nakakita ng tatlong sako na siya nilang ginamit upang magtago.

Killer: Nasaan na kaya yung mga yun. (Biglang tingin sa sako). Hmmmmmm. Sipain ko kaya tong sako?

Gloria: (Pagkasipa) Meow. Meow.

Killer: Ano ba yan. Pusa lang pala. Ito kayang isa?

Fidel: (Pagkasipa) Aw. Aw.

Killer: Ay aso lang pala!

Erap: Naku lagot... ako na susunod.

Killer: Ito kayang isa pang sako?

Erap: (Pagkasipa) ... ... ... ...

Killer: *sipa lang ng sipa

Erap: Ano ba? Wala talagang tunog. Sako ng patatas kaya ako!

Hahaha. Corny na kung corny pero mabenta talaga sa akin ang mga ganyang patawa. Kung sino man ang nagsabing hindi nabibili ang kaligayahan, malamang hindi pa siya nagagawi ng 7-11. Bente pesos lang, happy na ako. :)

*disclaimer: This entry is not paid for by 7-11 or the publishing company of the joke book. :)

Ang Bakasyon

5th straight day na walang pasok and I am going out of my mind. Anybody who has sense would have used the time off doing something productive but I guess tinangay na rin ng baha ang lahat ng sense sa katawan ko. I barely even made it out of my room... 

Note to parents: Huwag palalagyan ng internet connection ang mga kuwarto ng anak. 

Since I spent all of my time surfing the internet, I was able to experience a lot of, uhm... things. First, Facebook. I haven't spent so much time on facebook than I did this past week. and so, weird observations and events kept on coming:

a) People like to get noticed on facebook. Kapag walang nagla-like sa status nila, sila mismo ang nagla-like. Kapag wala ring nagko-comment, sila rin lang ang nagko-comment. I don't know which is more sad... no one liking and commenting on your status or begging to get them. 

b) A friend accidentally sent me a private message. I knew it wasn't for me kasi di ko alam yung pinagsasabi niya. And the weird thing is, his message made it seem like he was gay. If he is, I feel sorry for him. It must be real tough to hide and to wonder if his family and friends would accept him. I just wish he knew it doesn't matter to me. Should I tell him or wait for him to fess up?

c) It's not that smart to accept friend requests of aunts and uncles. Makita lang ang picture mong may hawak na sanmig light, lasenggo na? Hindi ba pwedeng nauhaw lang? 

d) Naka timeline na ako! No choice. Tama ba naman yun? 

Bukod sa malapit ko ng maging kamukha si Mark Zuckerberg, nanuod din ako ng mga sangkaterbang movies at series. 

Habang nasa hiatus mode pa ang mga inaabangan kong series na Fringe, How I Met Your Mother, The Walking Dead, New Girl, at Glee... I found a new series.

The Legend of Korra

This is the sequel to one of(if not only) my all-time favorite cartoon series, Avatar: The Legend of Aang. I was skeptical at first. Na-trauma na yata ako sa movie version ni M.NightShyamalan na The Last Airbender kaya ayokong panuorin tong next chapter but thankfully, it wasn't anywhere near as bad as the movie version of the Legend of Aang. The story revolves around the new avatar, Korra, who is in training to master her airbending skills to fulfill her destiny as the "ambassador" of balance and peace. This series is more adult-ish than its predecessor but it has enough moments that would really please fans of the original avatar. Mas maraming action scenes at mas may emphasis sa love story ng bagong avatar. All in all, while the legend of Aang is still superior in storyline, I think the Legend of Korra is a worthy sequel. Can't wait for next season.

Sa movies naman, I liked Conviction the most. It's a story about Betty Anne Waters' decades-long journey to free her wrongly-accused brother of murder. 

Conviction (Hillary Swank and Sam Rockwell)

It was based on a true story. Hillary Swank's character had to put aside everything- her marriage, kids, work, just so that she can put herself through law school and find enough evidence to prove her brother's innocence. I don't know why but while watching the film, I can't stop comparing it to Erin Brockovich. Both movies are true to life, have the same mood and both characters were faced with terrible circumstances and were able to rise above those situations. While Erin Brockovich is better in story flow, Conviction had just as strong performances. Sam Rockwell is surprisingly good in this film and Hillary Swank once again proved that she is a top-caliber actress. Too bad hindi masyado naghi-hit ang mga pelikula niya lately. May balat kaya sa pwet?

Back to normal na ulit. Nagpakita na si Haring araw kanina at tiyak balik hectic nanaman ang mga tao pagdating ng Lunes. As much as I enjoyed the vacation, I can't wait to complain about being busy again. Be Contented. Be Happy. Be Safe.  

Lazy

I've been really busy... and lazy.

I want to do something about it...

Which is why tomorrow, I am jogging my *ss off!

I am completing my list.

Only now, we'll have to call it 22 things to do while I'm 22 (because I am now 22-- I know, duh?) and I need to add another thing to accomplish.

Wish me luck :)

By the way, it feels so good to be blogging again. I wonder how my virtual friends are doing...

big mouth

I feel so bad.

sabi ko dun sa tao, "kailangan umattend ka bukas kundi ibabagsak kita sa evaluation."

then, i receive this message... "kuya, unfortunately di ako makakapunta. wala kase kaming pera e. wala nga kami makain sa bahay, literally. haha. kanina nga pamasahe lang ang dala ko. i hope you understand. kahit ibagsak niyo na lang po ako. sorry po ulit."

I knew I didn't mean to be insensitive but this feeling s*cks. Me and my big mouth.