Oct 25, 2010

The brother is APPARENTLY a PIG!

Flattery(webster's dictionary)> insincere or excessive praise.
Flattery(nightcrawler's "made up" dictionary)> is the best cover-up/introduction for an insult.

we may have done it once or twice, may it be for something that is brought about by a good intention or something that is brought about by "politeness." here are some scenarios...

Scenario1> mom is not happy about son's weight gain: "alam mo anak, ang pogi mo... pero mas pogi ka nung payat ka. mag-diet ka nga! ang taba mo na!"

Scenario2> friend worried about lending his jacket to someone: "iyong isa na lang ang hiramin mo... mas bagay yun sayo. mas malaki!"

Scenario3> sister accompanies brother in fitting room: "ang ganda ng kulay, bagay sayo! pero huwag na lang iyan ang bilhin mo, may nakita akong large sa kabila!"

sugar-coating insults don't make them less painful... it actually makes them worst. but thankfully, i'm a dude. this is where boys being trained not to listen finally pays off!
"i'm tubby now, and i like it!" is what i would say if i am that someone but i am not. i'm not. nope. not really. hmpft!


cartoon version of me?

image taken from http://www.comicvine.com/tubby/29-2976/

10 comments:

  1. Ayos naman maging chubby ah.... sabi pa nila huggable...hehehehehehe

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  2. @xprosaic may mas maganda diyan... sabi nila, there is more of me to love! nyahaha.

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  3. Pengeng fats, ipa LBC mo dito hehe pizawt parekoy! lol...

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  4. @jag bibigyan kita ng sangkatutak! kaso nagmahal na... 120 na per kilo! bwahahaha. pakening!

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  5. pwedeng apir tayo jan.. wahehehe.. padaan lang po...

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  6. tama si xp, fat is handsome!..:) or rather, convert those fats to muscles na lang..its gym time bro :)

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  7. May binabagayan naman ang pagiging chubby... O compliment yan haha

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  8. @kikomaxxx sure. ikasa mo parekoy! apir! hehe. daan ka ulit :P

    @AJ haaay... gym! i tried that once pero nakakatamad eh! siguro diet muna saka gym. hehe.

    @glentot haha. sige na nga! thanks :P

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  9. sure hahaha... ang kukulit ng mga post dito...

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  10. @kikomaxxx haha. akala mo lang yun. mas maraming emo kaysa makulit na post! maghintay ka lang! bwahahaha.

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